

they would reach a few inches down my leg, thus exposing my un-toned upper thigh as I already own a pair of Levi's shorts which are a similar length I could not expose the public to such sights, so I passed them by. Walking around I could not see much that I really wanted - the £9.50 cotton shorts were too skimpy - i.e. Anyway, I ventured into M&S this morning to spend the £5 voucher I was granted the other day which expires tomorrow. Yeah, I'm going back on a diet but it's not nice as some of my jeans are cut a bit too low and I have a hangover of amorphous glutenous fat hanging around my midriff. My stomach is really annoying me at the moment as it's massive and no, I'm not pregnant, I'm just very lardy at this present time. Yes, it's Friday and boo it's bloody raining again, but luckily I'd returned from the shops before the first raindrops hit the pavement. Here's a picture, poor old tiny toe, that's a massive blister isn't it?: I made the problem worse on Thursday by donning a pair of red patent Clarks Finnis asymmetric mary janes which rubbed and as a result, I could barely walk. I'm sure regular readers will recall the splendour of my Clarks zebra print boots which I wore on Tuesday and being slightly pointed they caused issues with the little toe on my left foot. Therefore my poor Birkenstock collection will have to return to their boxes on top of the wardrobe until next May, more's the pity and I've had to find alternative footwear this week, wherein lies the problem. I am looking out at my garden and seeing all all of the rain falling onto sodden ground. Actually, if you check, I do write a whole load of other blogs too, but they don't encounter half as many hits as this one still does, even in a dormant state.įirstly, feet - well, it's the UK in September and the weather's turned for the worst, which is a shame.

I bet you're all asking the question to yourselves 'what's happened to the Duchess these days? Doesn't she care about the myriad of foot fans who hang on her every word across the globe?' Well, here I am, back again, talking about feet and shoes, just the way you like it.
